Sunday, November 1, 2009

A Door Closes, A Window Open



A Door Closes, A Window Opens

In December, 1973, I flew back to Ottawa for my brother David's bar mitzvah. A week or so after the simha, I was surprised to receive a telegram (phone call? I can't remember) from Tel Aviv University.

"Where are you?" they wanted to know. A week before the Yom Kippur war, I had taken the bus from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv to interview for a graduate position there as a M.Sc. student /teaching aide. The following week, the war erupted and the next two months were turmoil.

Nevertheless, school had now started again in Israel and I was expected back, to teach and study. I remember sitting on the plane back to Tel Aviv with a religious man who told me that the world was going to end soon, and that the battle of Gog and Magog (Armageddon) was imminent.

Thus began my romance with Tel Aviv University that lasted thirty-six years. I did my graduate degrees there (with a 30 month hiatus for army duty), hung out at Gilman, lived intermittently in the dorms (the same ones that still exist!), did some crazy things at the pool that I cannot share, fell in love, landed a tenured position at the Dental School and more recently Medical Faculty, and made a decent career as a 'bad breath guru'. I even brought the university some four million dollars in revenues from several inventions.

In two weeks I turn 58 and could continue as a tenured professor there for another decade. But I have decided to call it a day. There are many reasons for this, but perhaps the main one is that I have many interests, aside from being a microbiologist (or scientist, for that matter), and this university (and most others) want their professors to be very focused and to maintain the very same specialty throughout their careers. In other words, if you come in as a young lecturer teaching bacteriology in your thirties, you are expected to be teaching the same subject thirty-five years later.

That works for many of my colleagues, who are delighted to hang out in laboratories for decades focusing on a singular path towards stellar success in a very specific scientific area. But for those of us who become easily distracted by other loves such as music, creative writing, thinking and other 'wastes of time' the academic trajectory becomes a strait-jacket.

Some of my favorite scientists followed meandering careers. Louis Pasteur, who started out as an amazing chemist and followed his nose into microbiology and other biological pursuits and my own professor, Eugene Rosenberg who also began in chemistry and found a new and amazing career in bacterial behavior. I also remember the late Herman Epstein, whose amazing career kept morphing (I was witness to his main morph, as he started studying the development of rodent brains in response to educational development in the 1970s).

For many years, my research on bad breath saved me. I was able to look at not only the microbes that cause the smell, but also the smelly substances, and the psychological implications of smelling and being smelled. I invented gizmos and mouthwashes. I interviewed thousands of people and learned a lot about humanity. The breadth of breath research was satisfying for me. But when I left the dental school for the medical faculty five years ago, I was expected to morph back into a regular bacteriologist and teach medical bacteriology much the same as it was taught when I was a student in the early 1970s. I tried, but eventually decided that this was wrong. I cannot teach medical students subjects in which I am neither up-to-date, nor particularly interested.

And so, from December 1st, one month from now, I will become an 'emeritus professor' at Tel Aviv University. I will maintain my office and laboratory (the latter will likely diminish in size and manpower of time) and will continue, part-time, my work on the causes, diagnosis and treatment of bad breath and related issues. I will also do some teaching, but only subjects that I feel passionate about.

My original retirement plan was to spend less of my time at the university, and invest more effort in my other pursuits, i.e., playing and singing jazz, writing children's stories, and teaching multidisciplinary creative thinking. I sent a message to the President of Afeka Engineering College, Prof. Moti Sokolov, asking him whether I would be continuing the course in creative thinking that I had given over the past few years with Dr. Alon Amit. Instead he called me in and invited me to be the Dean of Students of the college.

Flabbergasted, I accepted. During all my years at Tel Aviv University, I was never asked or elected to run or administer anything (always considered too much of a scatterbrained nonconformist). When I applied for the position of Rector of Tel Aviv University a few years ago, the nomination committee treated me with such kindness and compassion that I knew it was hopeless! I certainly hope that the qualities that made me such a round peg in a square hole will now work to my advantage!

So, from Dec. 1st I start a new and exciting career, hoping to help the college shape and sharpen the minds and careers of 2000 youngsters. Afeka, here I come.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

My Children's Books Come to Life

My Children's Books Come to Life

I have been writing children's books, stories and plays for over thirty years. My first story, "Bacteria Galore by Sunday at Four" was the first to be published (in Hebrew) in 1996, followed by Arabic and English versions.

Today I chanced upon the very first version of this story, written in a lab notebook in 1975. I had prepared it for a young child in Kiryat Shmoneh, who had once asked me to tell him about bacteria (during a weekend to do guard duty there in 1974). By the time I completed the story, however, I couldn't remember his name nor where he lived (and I have never found him since!!). You can see my clumsy original drawing and compare it to the same page in the published text (lovingly illustrated by Tali Niv Dolinsky).


I am thinking about my children's stories today because of a very positive development. A small but vibrant company has ordered a thousand of my two books, "Witch Wizelda and the Talking Toothbrush" and "What to do with a Used Toothbrush", originally published in Hebrew with the help of Evi Wyler. They will be selling the books in dental offices throughout the UK and over the internet. If I haven't made it clear by now, I AM EXCITED!!!!

Just a few days ago, I was invited to perform in front of a group of twenty children of varied ages. So I tried out some of my stories and songs, it was great fun. I read them the story about Kenya the Cant'garoo and Dr. Cluck, one of a series of eight stories amazingly illustrated by Rotem Omri. These are the very stories I displayed at the book festival in Bologna, and they are still waiting patiently for publication. In the meantime, they are available for free at www.meltells.com

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Bye Bye Love

(Pictured from left Professor Mel Rosenberg, Professor Danny Levitan, Rector, Tel Aviv University)

Bye Bye Love

I have spent most of my life at Tel Aviv University, student, lecturer, professor. I started out 36 years ago as a starry-eyed young M.Sc. student, right after the Yom Kippur war. Lat week I submitted my letter requesting early retirement. There are many reasons for my desire to retire eleven years early, some stemming from my own personal journey, which has been diverging from the university's path for some years. Though I am critical of what is transpiring on campus, I love the university, and it has been an integral part of me. Here I fell in love, became a scientist, and enjoyed a career as scientist and inventor.

Yesterday I chanced upon the log book I kept as a Ph.D. student. On Nov. 18th , 1979, I carried out a little experiment which showed how readily bacterial cells become attached to oil droplets. It formed the basis for my thesis work, and a significant part of my subsequent career. http://garfield.library.upenn.edu/classics1991/A1991FE76400001.pdf

As a retiree, I will maintain an office here at the Medical Faculty, and a research lab, and I plan to continue my current studies on bad breath and related topics. And of course, not being involved in university administration will hopefully allow more time to write children's stories and perform and sing for both adults and kids. See http://www.melrosenberg.com/ to learn about everything I love to do.


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

All Roads Lead to Rhodes

All Roads Lead to Rhodes

Actually, no roads lead to Rhodes, an undeniably beautiful Greek island. But, people come to this magical island for just that, to relax and be removed from the hustle and bustle of everday life. If you need to be online 24/7, this isn't the place. Do not come to this lovely island if you like to be stressed out. This is a place to hang loose.

If you do come, make sure to enjoy the beauty and blueness of the Aegean Sea and Mediterranean.
Visit Lindos but don't spend all your time on the beach – climb up to the acropolis to see the ruins and stunning view.
Wander through the old city of Rhodes, getting 'lost' in the side alleys (it's a small old city). Come back at night when it's all lit up and buzzing
Hang out on the beaches and pools, but tan prudently. The sun here is deceptively strong. I saw a lot of repentant redskins.
At night, drink ouzo at the Blue Lagoon (in the new city right around the corner from Starbucks, near the sea) and dance with the locals.
The Blue Lagoon is shaped in the form of a quadrangle, decorated with pirate ships, and open to the stars. They have traditional live music and a pleasant mix of Greeks and visitors. Don't forget to say hello to Ianis the owner.

During high season (summer mainly), ships and planes pour tourists out daily. There are often more tourists here than inhabitants (110,000), but they make room for one and all. Rhodes is tourist-friendly. The taxi drivers adhere to a strict price scheme. The stall owners are kind, helpful and bargainers of the friendly variety.

The best travel season is from April to October. There are flights in the winter, few and far between, catering mainly to the casino crowd. We recommend the Rhodos Palace, which is on the sea, and just a 7 euro ride to town.

Sunday, August 2, 2009


A fellow scientist reviews my book


My first review will combine two of Jonathan's faves: Microbiology and Open Access. The book is "Bacteria Galore by Sunday at Four" by Mel Rosenberg, a Professor of Microbiology at Tel-Aviv University who wrote the text and Tali Niv-Dolinksy, the illustrator.

The book is Microbiology 101 for kids 3 and up. Rosenberg starts by gently disarming germophbias (if any) by showing how bacteria are basically all over the place, and how helpful they are in making some foods. Then he tells the story of their discovery, how fast they can divide to form colonies, and finally why we should brush our teeth, clean and dress wounds, and take our shots.

"You will always find bacteria in a pickle,

And in yoghurt too,

Making pickles and yoghurt tasty

Is part of what they do

And, if you please,

Bacteria help make yellow cheese."

Rosenberg's funny short rhymes make this book a perfect for beginning readers. Tali Niv-Dolinsky's illustrations are woven impeccably into the text.

Click to enlarge: Bacteria Galore by Sunday at Four / Mel Rosenberg & Tali Niv-Dolinsky Best of all, the e-version is free, and you can even listen to Rosenberg read it (but you don't have to, if you want to read it out loud to your favorite rugrat).

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sex, Sheep and New Zealand


Ode to an Up and Coming Blogger
Sex, Sheep and New Zealand

I have written a bunch of amazing blogs about my life and the world over the past year. Sadly, only about three people a day visit my blog. For example, over the past year, only three visitors from New Zealand have visited my blog. I have never been to New Zealand but have heard it's a swell place with great people.

I went to my blogging expert to ask what I needed to do to connect with readers from New Zealand. "Blog about sheep" she said. "And what about readers from the rest of the world?" I queried. "Blog about sex", she said.

So here is my blog about sheep and sex. First, sex. I know what sex is, but don't consider myself an international expert. I say that with a degree of modesty, since I have been on several T.V. programs alongside erudite sexperts. In these programs I often talk about the importance of body odor in mating in animals, and what I suspect happens among humans too. I have interviewed at least one female who tell me that she ends up dating the wrong men because she finds their body odor irresistibly attractive.

I gave a talk on this subject last month to three hundred hygienists and most of the women in the audience (there were no men!) admitted that they find the body odor of certain males to be attractive (there are also recent scientific papers dealing with the effect male odors have on women's physiology and brain activities). And like Napoleon Bonaparte, I certainly do like the body odor of my missus. Furthermore, once in a while, I do have the opportunity to perform with talented and good looking female singers and thespians.

All this blogging about sex, however, still may not bring in new readers from New Zealand. For that, I need the sheep. So here goes. New Zealand has zillions of sheep. Sheep have sex with each other (of this I am quite confident). Men may have sex with sheep (so I heard long ago from a knowledgeable farmer), but only occasionally do relationships develop (this from the Woody Allen movie), and rarely do mixed offspring arise (otherwise there would be more curly children than there are now). This may be the origin of the expressions "sheepish grin" and "pulling the wool over your thighs", but I am not sure about either, either.

Finally, I have never been to New Zealand but I know that it is not too far from Australia. Australians have told me they have too many kangaroos (that sex thing again). I have written a children's story about a kangaroo named Kenya with a hopping problem. You can read and hear the story at my free children's website, http://www.meltells.com/. I have written about hyenas, roosters, fish, bears, elephants, but not about sheep, nor duck-billed platypi. Any suggestions from the folks in Auckland?


Finally, please do not show this blog to children under the age of five. The older ones are likely to know more about sex and sheep than I do.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Mustard Sally

It was a great time making this with you guys!