Sunday, May 31, 2009

A Trip to Dortmund



My Trip to Dortmund

Traveling to Germany is always an issue for me. For decades, I wouldn't go at all. Then, when I was about forty-five, I broke the ice and started going there for business. I found three things: i. A lovely country; ii. Nice people (with a few exceptions, like anywhere); iii. Ghosts. I keep coming back to the war, wherever I am. Where did the Jews live here? Where were they picked up – here, at this very train station? Sometimes there are stark reminders. For example, when we saw someone selling silver synagogue ornaments from a stall in Berlin (I freaked out). Or when I was given a body search by a German soldier guarding the basement museum in downtown Berlin underneath the concrete slab monument (the frisking was particularly disturbing, I broke out in a cold sweat).

Somewhere in my collective memory I am wearing the pajamas of a concentration camp inmate. Non Jewish people do not seem to understand that Jews have a common fabric. I am often asked there (and other places), "Did you have relatives in the war?" The answer is that I had no close relatives, but all the millions of Jews that were shot and gassed are my relatives. To paraphrase Humboldt, we are all a single entity, a single organism. Perhaps that is why the Jewish community is so proud of its successful offspring, and equally outraged at miscreants such as Madoff, whether or not we invested with the goniff.

As usual I digress. So here we are in Germany (two weeks ago) for the 8th international conference on breath odor research. The meeting is in Dortmund, a city that appears to have lots of trees, fields of rapeseed, and no downtown. To make matters worse, the conference is near the university which is itself out of town (if you call it a town), so much for geography.


The meeting has two parts. The first has to do with bad breath and is organized by ISBOR – the International Society for Breath Odor Research. This is a society that I organized together with Prof. Daniel van Steenberghe in 1995. The second meeting is about using the non-smelly gases from the breath to diagnose medical conditions (such as asthma, diabetes, and even lung cancer). This part of the meeting is organized by the IABR – the International Association for Breath Odor.

During the smelly part of the meeting, the old rivalries between competing dogmas erupt. On the surface, it appears to be about science, but it is just as much about personal enmities and envities. Is bad breath only due to sulfur gases or are many gases involved? Is periodontal disease an important factor in causing bad breath? Which is more important – odor judge scores or instrumental sulfide measurements? Is the halimeter useful or not (I developed the application, so I think it is). As in other scientific meetings, friends of the meeting organizers are invited to speak, others are excluded. Scientists can on occasion be very authoritative and unpleasant.
You can check out my newly designed website http://www.smellwell.com/ for interesting articles on smell and more updates on, of course, bad breath. Also, read about OkayToKiss, the new, patent-pending saliva test, my team has been working on in the lab. http://http//sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2009/522/1

After the meeting, Dr. Nir Sterer (postdoc in my lab) and Yael Gov (star technician) and I head to Cologne to visit my friends Jehudi and Iris, chill out, and play tourists. With our hosts to show us around town, we are treated to a marvelous time. We heard some excellent traditional jazz, and I even sat in (on piano) with a great trio playing outside!!

One of the most amazing attractions in Cologne (at least for me) is the chocolate museum. I am told that there are only two other museums dedicated to this divine treat – in Barcelona and Brussels, if I am not mistaken.

My curiosity here is overwhelming – I have to know how chocolate is REALLY processed. I drive the guides crazy but they are kind in answering my many questions. They even give me a whole bunch of roasted cocoa beans (which I am enjoying one by one).

I discovered several years ago that dark chocolate helps me swallow my food (I have a rare condition known as acchalasia, in which the muscles in the esophagus are not prompted to squeeze the food along). We are now doing a study at Ichilov Hospital to see whether it helps others (initial results are encouraging) and I am trying to track down Sergey Brin to get him to fund a study on the effect of dark chocolate on parkinsonism (PD).

Wherever I go, I compare and stock up on dark chocolate. My favorite tasting one is a 72% bar hailing from Italy (and not expensive!!). I am now in Toronto where one can buy 100% baker's chocolate. I just did. That's a little much for even my palate!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Yossi Vardi Walks into my Life


Yossi Vardi Walks into my Life

Yossi Vardi is an enormously successful entrepreneur who spearheaded the Israeli internet hi-tech revolution of the past fifteen years (and before that he had an amazing career as well). We met several years ago, through the auspices of Prof. Dov Lichtenberg (Yossi's classmate and my Dean at the Medical School). For whatever reasons, we hit it off. Yossi connected me with the HED big band, and I even performed at one of his international internet conferences (without either of us knowing!)

When Yossi began inviting me to his un-conference camp for the weird, "Kinnernet", I didn't attend for several years, as I did not feel competent enough in the internet world (most of the participants are internet mavens and aspiring leaders) to attend. But when Alon Amit joined my team, I asked him to bring me 'up to scratch', and he did his best. So although I still don't twitter much, I do have over four hundred facebook friends, have several active websites (http://www.meltells.com/ ,where children can read and listen to all my children's books for free
and http://www.smellwell.com/, which cotains many research articles and facats about bad breath and body odor and http://www.melrosenberg.com/), where people can read everything about me and many dormant ones (such as http://www.wikishmedia.com/), just waiting for the right moment.

I attended my very first Kinnernet in 2007, and was amazed. There were heads of major corporations there swallowing swords, walking tightropes, playing amazing music, cooking cholent at midnight, etc. etc. I phoned my wife "Honey, if you thought I was 'bad', you have to come see these guys!". My daughter Assif puts it like this: "Once a year an alien spaceship lands at the Kinneret, and Dad hangs with his 'other family' for a couple of days". These people are all over the place – they make robots that make robots and fly toy helicopters and play computer games in real helicopters. And when they're not at kinnernet, they're busy shaping our world.

You can't apply for Kinnernet, you only get invited. And you only get re-invited if you're out there, running workshops, singing and dancing, inventing gizmoes, and making a public spectacle of yourself. I just participated in the first Kinnernet in the US, organized by Yossi Vardi and the indomitable Jeff Pulver. Amazing! Smaller and more intimate than the Israeli one (100 participants instead of 200), cushier (high class rooms and toilet paper), less doodads (some, like the real helicopter, or Didi's clock made out of ten bicycles, are head to bring on the plane), but the same lateral people doing their mishigas. What a wonderful world of the weird!